P.D.A.

Signs of Three

The episode that almost made us feel happy.
First off, John and Mary get married.

Molly's getting more awesome by the second.

And Sherlock gets drunk

...and makes a speech. 

But all in all, it looks as though this is going to leave us feeling mildly pleasant.

...because this is Moffat we're talking about, people.

Anyway. Sherlock left early. Just like Mrs. Hudson was talking about. "The end of an era."

AND HE WANTED TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT FOR JOHN AND IN THE END HE'S ALONE.

Oh. And by the way - 

Just thought I'd leave that there. IN CASE YOUR SOUL WASN'T CRUSHED ENOUGH.

And there's still one more episode to go.

Season Four

Moffat has already finished writing it.
And he says it will return 'quickly'.

His Last Vow

Miss me?

The Empty Hearse

WARNING: This post contains

So. After two years of waiting, here it is. The answer to the final problem. The Empty Hearse.
And we get the resolution immediately. Nice Moffat. No more waiting.

...is that a bungee cord?

I waited. Two years. FOR THIS?

Sitting on the couch. 

Don't cry. Cry and Moffat wins.

Oh.

Wait. 

That was a fake.

MOFFAT! 

So the episode progresses as usual. Terrorists. Overcoats. Feels.

We meet Sherlock's parents.

Moffat gives us another fake answer.

John and Mary are getting married in the next episode.

Sherlock kisses Molly. Twice.

And Moriary almost once.

We suffer through a solid twenty minutes of John's mustache. 

Sherlock finally nearly apologizes. 

And Moffat leaves before really telling us anything.

As expected. 

Proof That Two Years Was Too Long

Ladies and gentlemen, the Sherlock fandom.

Basically, 

That Awkward Moment...

...when you see a Port-a-Potty out of the corner of your eye and flip out.
Because you think it's the bloody TARDIS.
I need help.

When Someone Tries to Talk to Me...

...when I'm obviously trying to read a book.

More Season Three

"Baker Street? He isn't there anymore. It's been two years; he's got on with his life."

I haven't. 

Season Three

#SherlockLives

Fandoms

FRIEND: You know, maybe if you spent less time in your fandoms -
ME:

Doctor Who

You Might Be A Whovian If...

...if you think 'spoilers' is  legitimate reply to any question you don't want to answer.
...if this picture

makes you want to cry.

...you have a perfectly rational fear of the noises clocks make.

...and scarecrows.

...and gas masks.

...and playing copycat.

...and diet pills.

...and wi-fi.

...and cracks in walls.

...if you say 'geronimo' way too often.

...if this man

has ruined your entire life.

...if you think fezzes are cool.

...if you've brought a banana to a party.

...if you panic when you wake up to bird song.

...if you tap your fingers in a four-note beat.

...if you have ever described something as 'wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey'.

...if your favorite color is TARDIS-blue.

...if you carry a sharpie marker wherever you go. Just...in case.

...if you've always wanted to be ginger.

...if  you've tried fish fingers and custard.

...if you've made a mistake typing and shouted, "YOU WILL BE DELETED!"

...if you feel extremely uncomfortable around statues.

...if you have accused someone of being a Zygon.

...if you have an unnatural fondness for the song '1000 Miles'.

...if simple phrases can make you cry. ("I don't want to go.")

...if Doctor Who is pretty much the only reason you know anything about history.

...if photos like these

completely crush your dreams.

...if you've yelled at someone for calling him Doctor Who. He's the Doctor, you uneducated swine.

...if you've ended a compliment with '...for a human'.

...if you'll never, ever spend Christmas in London. Ever.

...if you have a inexorable fondness for the word 'fantastic'.

Okay, so that's my list. Anything I missed?

...by guest author Sophia Z. Thanks, Sophia!