1) I love both (living) pigs and bacon. So I'm kind of at war with myself.
2) I put on a fake British accent at random intervals.
3) I suck at writing poetry (most of my poems end up like, "Dogs are good. Cats are nice. Frogs are great. Cubes of ice.")
4) I can't dance. Or sing. So musicals aren't my thing. HEY THAT RYMED
5) I use the word 'spoilers' WAY too much.
6) Contrary to popular belief, I do not fancy Benedict Cumberbatch. I just enjoy...his face. A lot.
7) My family's motto is "Not In The Face".
8) I live with my Mom (who loves geeking out about health food) my Dad (who loves messing with computers and making them do things that were not intended to be done with them) my little brother (who loves whining and Beatles music) and my pet mice (who love pooping in decorative places).
9) I am a girl of many nicknames, including (but not limited to): Sam, Sammi (with a little heart over the 'i'. Don't ask. Please. Just don't ask.) Moo, Watson, Honeybee, Plant, and, obviously, Scribbles.
10) My favorite number is twenty-seven.
11) I'm a Hufflepuff.
12) I have an irrational fear of statues, tally marks, Wi-Fi, gas masks, and clocks.
13) My only talents are sleeping, eating, and procrastination.
14) I like the smell of dog food.
15) I have asked a complete stranger for their autograph.
16) My life ambition is to become a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. STOP LAUGHING, YOU STUPID MUGGLE.
17) I'm famous for my awkward silences, which I normally break with an equally awkward conversation starter ("Nice - bench we're sitting on, huh?")
18) I'm terrible at cooking. Seriously, I can burn a bowl of cereal.
19) I blame Steven Moffat for everything.
20) I have a terrible habit of chewing on things. Pencils, pens, plastic toys, drinking straws, erasers. Anything.
21) Creepily enough, I am a sister-in-law.
22) I am going to conclude this paragraph with a picture of David Tennant. Why, you ask?
BECAUSE DAVID TENNANT, THAT'S WHY.
Ok, seriously, we need to meet sometime. I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT ONE YEAR ADVENTURE NOVEL THEN WE CAN CHAT ON DEH FORUM FOREVER 8D
ReplyDeleteSeriously, youd fit in soooooo well. This is all....NORMAL for a OYANer.
definitely gonna check that site out! the fact that i would be considered normal there is slightly alarming, though...lol
ReplyDeleteXD Well you gotta get the curicuulm which is a tad pricy, but its awsome and it has helped and its lasts so yah 8D
ReplyDeleteyou know, we COULD just chat here....though we would have to meet here at the same time..............NARWHALS.
ReplyDeletesorry.
i just ate wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much chocolate ice cream in one sitting. i can see sounds now.
"because david tennant, that's why" lol
ReplyDeleteLOL so funny!!!! BTW, I know you will react to this simple phrase: silence will fall.
ReplyDeleteSamantha, guess who? I will give you a hint: Homeschooled. Blonde. Whovian. Potterhead. Am currently watching SpongeBob for no reason whatsoever. And I react very strongly to pictures of roses on beaches. ALONE.
ReplyDeletei know you far too well, evann.
Deletewhat, roses on - ? oh.
DeleteOH.
yes, anonymous, roses left alone on beaches. and the word doomsday. it was actually fitting that they called it that, because my world ended the very same day I watched it. coincidence? I think not.
ReplyDeleteSamantha, the number one fact about yourself? Well, guess what? A good man goes to war. ALWAYS.
ReplyDeleteevann?
Deleteyes Samantha, its me. surprise! if you want to talk to me at a certain time on here, I come on in the evening or afternoon. like around three o'clock. sometimes earlier.
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DeleteSamantha, are you there?????
ReplyDeleteplease respond if you are, I will have to go soon!!!
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