Rethought Quotes

There are all sorts of famous, moralistic quotes out there. But there are always exceptions to life's rules...

When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade your lemonade is going to suck if Life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Sticks and stones my break my bones, but words can never harm me.

Sectumsempra. Avada Kedavra. Crucio.

Curiousity killed the cat.
And yet it never kills this guy.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

And sharks.

YOLO (You Only Live Once)

Unless you're  a cat.

It ain't over 'til it's over.
Who figured that one out?

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Unless it looks like this...

Slowly but surely wins the race.

Sometimes.

There are plenty of other fish in the sea.

Unfortunately, many of them look kind of like this.