Showing posts with label November 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label November 2013. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Friday, November 22, 2013
You Might Be A Whovian If...
...if you think 'spoilers' is legitimate reply to any question you don't want to answer.
...if this picture
...if this picture
makes you want to cry.
...you have a perfectly rational fear of the noises clocks make.
...and scarecrows.
...and gas masks.
...and playing copycat.
...and diet pills.
...and wi-fi.
...and cracks in walls.
...if you say 'geronimo' way too often.
...if this man
has ruined your entire life.
...if you think fezzes are cool.
...if you've brought a banana to a party.
...if you panic when you wake up to bird song.
...if you tap your fingers in a four-note beat.
...if you have ever described something as 'wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey'.
...if your favorite color is TARDIS-blue.
...if you carry a sharpie marker wherever you go. Just...in case.
...if you've always wanted to be ginger.
...if you've tried fish fingers and custard.
...if you've made a mistake typing and shouted, "YOU WILL BE DELETED!"
...if you feel extremely uncomfortable around statues.
...if you have accused someone of being a Zygon.
...if you have an unnatural fondness for the song '1000 Miles'.
...if simple phrases can make you cry. ("I don't want to go.")
...if Doctor Who is pretty much the only reason you know anything about history.
...if photos like these
completely crush your dreams.
...if you've yelled at someone for calling him Doctor Who. He's the Doctor, you uneducated swine.
...if you've ended a compliment with '...for a human'.
...if you'll never, ever spend Christmas in London. Ever.
...if you have a inexorable fondness for the word 'fantastic'.
Okay, so that's my list. Anything I missed?
...by guest author Sophia Z. Thanks, Sophia!
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
More Sherlockian Problems
ME: ...so yeah, there's only six episodes out so far.
FRIEND: You mean, six seasons?
ME:
FRIEND: You mean, six seasons?
ME:
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Fellowship of the Ring Character Cheat Sheet
*aggressively Chicken Dances towards you*
And here you are. A semicomprehensive list of most of the characters you kind of need to remember. Part One.
1. Dumbledore
The wizard who never uses magic.
2. Main Midget
The one who's possessed for an enormous portion of the movie.
3. Other Midget
The one who can't go two sentences without saying, 'Mr. Frodo'.
4. Weasley Twin #1
The one no one particularly cares about.
5. Weasley Twin #2
See 'Weasley Twin #1'.
6. "One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor"
The bipolar ginger.
7. "But Today Is Not That Day"
The one that kind of looks like the bipolar ginger, but isn't.
8. Legoland
Orlando Bloom.
9. Dwarf Guy
The midget with anger issues.
10. The One That Isn't Dumbledore
Evil and not Dumbledore.
You're welcome.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
MOFFAT!
"Ah, I see you've grown very fond of this character.
Wouldn't it be a shame if someone
KILLED HIM?"
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