The Empty Hearse

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So. After two years of waiting, here it is. The answer to the final problem. The Empty Hearse.
And we get the resolution immediately. Nice Moffat. No more waiting.

...is that a bungee cord?

I waited. Two years. FOR THIS?

Sitting on the couch. 

Don't cry. Cry and Moffat wins.

Oh.

Wait. 

That was a fake.

MOFFAT! 

So the episode progresses as usual. Terrorists. Overcoats. Feels.

We meet Sherlock's parents.

Moffat gives us another fake answer.

John and Mary are getting married in the next episode.

Sherlock kisses Molly. Twice.

And Moriary almost once.

We suffer through a solid twenty minutes of John's mustache. 

Sherlock finally nearly apologizes. 

And Moffat leaves before really telling us anything.

As expected.