You May Be Awesome...

...but you will never, ever, be that awesome.
Ever.

More Antidepressant

Having a bad day?

Here's a puppy wearing footie pajamas.

And Matt Smith with a unicorn PillowPet.

This incredibly happy sloth.

And this ridiculously amazing video.

Feeling better yet?

Okay.

Benedict Cumberbatch. Winking at you.

No? David Tennant?

Oh, come on. Tom Hiddleson?

No?

Okay. Time to break out the heavy artillery. 

Nutella ice cream.

How Animals Eat Their Food Part Two.

Hermoine Granger punching Draco Malfoy in the face.

A baby covered in French bulldog puppies.

No? Really? Fine.

Sherlockian Problems

"You took your time with the call. I took no time with the fall." - Carly Rae Jepson, Call Me Maybe

Think about that for a moment.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Trust Falls

A few years back, I was in Girl Scout Camp for the summer. The entire week, several times a day, our troop leader would yell, "Trust fall time!" and all of us would grab a partner and start dropping into their arms. This was to teach us to depend on each other and build trust. All it taught me was

*FIN*

Oh dear, wait a moment. This is my hundredth blog post. I suppose I should do something special. 

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The Prince's Tale

Time

time

n. a. A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.

Actually, it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly....timey wimey...

...stuff.

Word of the Day

Fandoms

So me and my semi-long-lost friend got together a couple days ago. We hadn't talked in months, so naturally we made up for the lost time by talking for five hours in a row. Here's the conversation my mom and I had afterward. 

Mom: So, what did you guys talk about for all that time?

Me: Oh, nothing in particular. Just random stuff.

Mom: Does she like Harry Potter?

Me: No.

Mom: Doctor Who?

Me: No.

Mom: Sherlock?

Me: No.

Mom: What do you two even have in common?

Politics and Diviniation

I posted a thing about Obama a few days ago and lost a member on my blog because of it.

"Yes, my dear, I did indeed know that she would be leaving us. One hopes, however, that one might have mistaken the Signs… The Inner Eye can be a burden, you know..." - Sybill Trelawney

I Before E

That awkward moment when you realize you can spell 'Reichenbach' but not 'friend'.

Thanks Obama

The Riechenbach Fall. Again.

"All the clues were on screen. It's not going to be a cheat -- everything that we saw on that final episode offers hints as to how he did it," Freeman told Radio Times.

The Nine Most Evil Monsters in the World

9. The White Witch

8. The Joker

 

7. Jim Moriarty

6. President Coriolanus Snow

5. Darth Vader

4. Adolf Hitler

3. Sauron

2. Lord Voldemort

1. Steven Moffat

Hey Girl

You have to be a girl to volunteer for one.

Idiot.

Florida

I was vacationing in Florida a few months ago with my family. Every other girl on the whole beach is slathered up in lotion and sprawled out in the sun. I tried this for exactly two minutes before retreating back under the umbrella.

Like This

Because if you don't like this picture, you don't like Jesus. 

HAVE FUN IN THE UNDERWORLD, SUCKERS.

Alarm Clocks

Every. Single. Morning.

Antidepressant

Having a bad day?
Here's a video of Benedict Cumberbatch reading 'The Little Red Hen'.

Why?

BECAUSE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, THAT'S WHY.

More Traumatic Experiences at Swim Class

The swimming instructor was asking us what we were going as for Halloween.
One replied 'witch'. One replied, 'firefighter'. One replied, 'Frankenstein'.
One replied, 'TARDIS'.
I was smiling vacantly for a while, until the swimming instructor spoke again.
"A Tardis? Is that like from that Transformers show?"
And both of us were just staring at him sadly like,

No. Just...no.

Addictive Sadness

"You can be addicted to a certain kind of sadness." - Somebody That I Used to Know, Gotye

Yup.