Proof Against Normalcy

                         

If you know me at all, you'll be very aware that I am lightyears away from normalcy.
So are pretty much everyone I know (I'm not sure if they rub it off on me, or I rub it off on them.)
Need proof? Here you are - a short but convincing list of evidence of our weirdness (And if you think you are one of the convicts, don't worry, I won't name names).

1) Went to retrieve ice cream from the basement carrying a loaded BB gun after watching the movie Misery.

2)  Liked Twilight.

3) Ordered a bacon cheeseburger without cheese, bacon, mayo, ketchup, or the bun.

4) Started screaming on the way up the first hill of a roller coaster.

5) Enjoys whispering disturbing phrases at night during sleepovers, including, "No one is safe," "Silence will fall," "SOON." "They're coming," "The Dark Lord will rise once more," and an extremely creepy chorus of Ring-Around-the-Rosy.

6) Flushes public toilets with foot.

7) Only ate apples when dipped in ketchup.

8) Concluded a conversation with, "And that's when my childhood slowly began to deteriorate around me."

9) Leaped and screamed, "I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" upon learning that Ryan Gosling was single.

10) Purposely tried to make a leech bite him.

11) Hosted a lime-eating contest.

12) Smashed a case of birthday cupcakes into the street so he wouldn't have to share them with his classmates.

13) Owns a pet rock named Rocky.

14) Butters her steak.

15) Purposely wears her shirts inside-out.

16) Considers himself to be bilingual because he speaks English and Pig Latin.

17) Frequently wears dozens of tally marks on her arms, hands, legs, and face.

18) Played poker at lunch in second grade.

19) Requested throwing knives for his birthday at the age of fourteen.

20) Starts singing The Mysterious Ticking Noise in the middle of perfectly normal conversations.

21) Asked random guy what year it is, and screamed, "IT WORKED! OH MY GOSH, IT WORKED!" when he responded.

22) Told son to 'suck less' after reading his report card.

23) Describes relationship status as 'Forever Alone'.

24) Played tic-tac-toe with lipstick, on a piece of paper towel.

25) Did Gangnam Style during a slow, romantic ballroom dance.

26) When asked what her favorite sci-fi book was about, struggled for a few moments, and then described it as 'wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey'.

27) Dated a dog.

28) Sings "Soft Kitty" to her daughter whenever she's sick.

29) Got 'drunk' off of a single sip of nonalchaholic wine.

Now it's your turn; have your family or friends done anything that can match (or top) the things on this list?