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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Single-Sentence Stories

Before I start this post, I'd like to register my total astonishment at how many blog members I have.
Three.
I'm pretty much FAMOUS now.
When broken down, a lot of famous books sound very strange and very dumb.
Now it's time foooooooooooooooor........Single-Sentence Stories, by Yours Truly.
Here are some famous books summed up into a single line. See if you can tell which ones they are!
Comment below, and I will be happy to tell you the answers lest you tear out your hair in frustration.

1) Once upon a time there was this kid that survived this curse and killed this evil bald guy.
2) Once upon a time there was this girl and that had to choose between a vampire and a werewolf, neither of which actually try to eat her.
3) Once upon a time there was this Ring that everyone seemed to want.
4) Once upon a time there were these three orphans that never, ever, ever,ever get anything but misfortune.
5) Once upon a time there was this vicious game where one kid from each District had to go into an arena and try to kill everyone else.
6) Once upon a time there was this secret land stuck into an old closet.
7) Once upon a time there was this mouse that loved a human princess and almost got eaten alive by evil rats.
8) Once upon a time this girl fell down a rabbit hole.
9) Once upon a time there was this crippled guy that swore revenge on a whale.
10) Once upon a time there was this little house on a prairie.
11) Once upon a time there was this collection of stories with talking animals and overly moralistic endings.

Enjoy, and remember, we only have ten days until the world ends, so live it up. Sorry, no Christmas.

4 comments:

  1. This was too funny Sam! I know most of them and you definitely did a good job summing them up haha!

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  2. ) Once upon a time there was this kid that survived this curse and killed this evil bald guy. HARRY POTER
    2) Once upon a time there was this girl and that had to choose between a vampire and a werewolf, neither of which actually try to eat her. TWILIGHT???
    3) Once upon a time there was this Ring that everyone seemed to want. LORD OF THE RINGS
    4) Once upon a time there were these three orphans that never, ever, ever,ever get anything but misfortune. SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
    5) Once upon a time there was this vicious game where one kid from each District had to go into an arena and try to kill everyone else. HUNGER GAMES
    6) Once upon a time there was this secret land stuck into an old closet. NARNIA
    7) Once upon a time there was this mouse that loved a human princess and almost got eaten alive by evil rats. DESPERAUX
    8) Once upon a time this girl fell down a rabbit hole. ALICE IN WONDERLAND
    9) Once upon a time there was this crippled guy that swore revenge on a whale. MOBY DICK?
    10) Once upon a time there was this little house on a prairie. HGEE LEMME GUESS> NEED I ANSWER?
    11) Once upon a time there was this collection of stories with talking animals and overly moralistic endings. AESOPS FABLES

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  3. geez.
    YOU, my friend, know your books.
    yeah, didn't think anyone would get the tenth one.....

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