More Weird Song Lyrics

"Ooh ooh he's talking crazy. Ooh ooh he's dancing with me. Ooh ooh we could get married, have ten kids, and teach them how to dream."  - Starlight, Taylor Swift

Well, that escalated quickly.

"Baby, baby, baby, ooh. Like, baby, baby, baby, nooo. Like baby, baby, baby, ooh. Thought you'd always be mine, mine." - Baby, Justin Beiber

When did music get this stupid?

"...But I set fire to the rain..." - Set Fire To The Rain, Adele

I'm not sure whether Adele is really deep or just really dumb.

"....Ripped jeans, skin is showing. Where you think you're going, baby?" - Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepson

Am I the only one who thinks of some horror movie when I hear the phrase , "where you think you're going, baby?"

"This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends." - The Song That Never Ends, Hannah and Viola

And that's where it ends.

"I'll tell you what I want what I really really want. So tell me what you want what you really want. I wanna - huh - I wanna - huh - I wanna - huh - I wanna - huh - I wanna really, really, really, wanna zigazig ahhh." - Wanna Be, the Spice Girls

When's the last time you really really really wanted to zigazig ahhh?
"Beautiful, lovable, yes you, hey, yes you. Beautiful, lovable, hey, yes you, hey, let's go 'til the end."
The lyrics themselves aren't all that odd; the odd part is: this is an English version of Gangam Style.
"You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me." - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Taylor Swift
Think about that one for a second. 
"We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hopeless place." - We Found Love (in a hopless place, perhaps?) Rihanna
You know, if you really read between the lines, you could figure out that Rihanna found love. In a hopeless place. 

"Oh, yesterday came suddenly." - Yesterday, The Beatles

Um, what?
"And I will do it for you, for you. Oh no I'm not moving on, I love you long after you're gone. For you, for you. You will never be alone, I love you long after you're gone. Yeah long after you're gone, gone, gone." - Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips
Step One: Listen to this song. Step Two: Think about how well it describes the relationship between Severus Snape and Lily Evans. Step Three: Sit in the corner and cry.

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." - It's Hot, Jay-Z
Science: learn it.
"All you need is love..." - All You Need  Is Love, The Beatles
And oxygen. Oxygen is pretty essential also.