Inner Chaos

Um, no --->

A few days ago, I tried to meditate.

Yeah, you heard me.

I tried to be quiet (!) find my 'inner peace' and unearth all the deep, philosophical thoughts in my mind.

Here are some of them.

Deep, Philosophical Thought #1:

"I've found the cause of that mysterious ticking noise! It's a pipe bomb!"

Deep, Philosophical Thought #2:

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons? 

Deep, Philosophical Thought #3:

Why do people buy plain doughnuts when you could get them frosted, or sprinkle-covered, or chocolate-coated, or cream-filled? I mean, isn't a plain doughnut just a vanilla-flavored bagel?

Deep, Philosophical Thought #4:
Why do feet smell, but noses run?

Deep, Philosophical Thought #5:
Adam derwa salmon sudowhah! Kudom no! Kubadum no! Shaka ma tarda godda sea mama go! Go! Go! Go! Gogogogogogo - WUPPA GANGAM STYLE!!!!!!!

Deep, Philosophical Thought #6:
Do Chinese people get tattoos of random English words like Americans get tattoos of random Chinese words?

Deep, Philosophical Thought #8:
What if Harry Potter was an autobiography, passed off as fiction for Muggles?

Deep, Philosophical Thought #9:
What if April Fool's Day is actually April 2nd, and we've just been fooled this entire time?

Deep, Philosophical Thought #10:
Why did I skip Deep, Philosophical Thought #7?

Look out, Socrates.
Here.
I.
COME.