There are a lot of sentimental song lyrics out there.
And then again, there are some really stupid ones, too.
Here are some of them...
"We don't need no education..." - We Don't Need No Education, Pink Floyd
Um. I beg to differ, since you just used a double negative.
"Push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push, push."
- Satisfaction, Benny Benasi
This is probably the only song ever written that has the word 'push' sung thirty-four times in a row.
"Rah rah, ah ah aaah, roma, roma ma, gaga, ooh la la, I want your bad romance." Bad Romance, Lady Gaga
Wow, Gaga. Good job making a hit song out of random noises. We're all proud of you.
"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you've been a naughty girl, you let your face go down. I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob." - I Am The Walrus, The Beatles
'Nuf said.
"You don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful." - What Makes You Beautiful, One Direction
Um...so by informing the girls that they are, indeed, beautiful, makes them un-beautiful?
Wow. That's...deep.
"Hi. I'm not home right now. But if you want to leave a message, just start talking at the sound of the tone. Hello? This is your Mother. Are you there? Are you coming home? Hello? Is anyone home? Well, you don't know me, but I know you." - Oh Superman, Laurie Anderson
This song is a stalkerish voice message. Your argument is invalid.
"Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad..." Call Me Maybe, Carly Rae Jepson,
Okay, so she missed him before she even met him? Um...what?
Allrighty, now it's your turn - what is the most pathetic song lyric you've ever heard?
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