Singing Toothbrushes...?

This, my friend, is a Justin Beiber singing toothbrush.
Let that sink in for a moment.
A singing. Toothbrush.
The correct reaction was:

Singing Toothbrush Frequently Asked Questions:
FAQ: Can I ask you a question?
A: You just did.
FAQ: Why would anyone want a singing toothbrush with JB's face on it?
A: Ah, this is one of the mysteries of life.
FAQ: So, let me get this straight...while people in Africa are going to bed hungry, we are buying toothbrushes that can sing?
A: Yup.
FAQ: That's just sad.
A: That's not a question.
FAQ: Okay, well...what do you think a sane human being do if presented with a singing toothbrush?
A: Thank them politely while making gritty plans to burn it in the backyard in the middle of the night.
FAQ: Well...if a sane human being's normal toothbrush suddenly started singing?
A: Scream and run away.
FAQ: Okay, so may I ask the same question I already asked?
A: No.
FAQ: Why would anyone want a singing toothbrush with JB's face on it?
A: Ah, one of the mysteries of life.