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I now have an acute case of diarrhea of the keyboard. 
'Not diarrhea of the keyboard!' you say.
Yes, I'm afraid to say it's true. 
For those of you unfamiliar with the term, diarrhea of the keyboard is a serious condition that produces the unstoppable flow of ideas - in my case, blog ideas - that lead nowhere. 
Enter You. 
You will be the one to tell me what you want to read, in the comments below. Because I will not let my millions thousands hundreds dozens seven readers down, I will be forced to see this blog post through to the end. So here are some possible ideas. But you can always make up your own, and ask me to do that. If you're that sort of person.
And here's a picture of a Boston terrier. In a bow tie. You're welcome.

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