Easter Island

So a few days ago, I was at a creative writing club with my friends.
I'm casually flicking through my notebook when I abruptly turned to the guy sitting next to me, who was busy chattering away to his friends about Doctor Who.
"Have we done Easter Island yet?"
"Um............................no?"
And he's just sitting there, staring at me, and I'm smiling at him pleasantly like

I have no regrets.