The Avengers

Last night, I finally watched The Avengers.

The verdict? 

It wasn't that good. It wasn't that bad. It was just...meh.

There were a lot of explosions. Explosions are good. 

There was a lot of Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. is good.

But the fact remains.

Meh.

For one thing, Loki has a British accent.This tiny, insignificant fact tore me to pieces like nothing else could. HE'S A GOD FROM ANOTHER PLANET. WHY DOES HE HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT?

And Whatsherface. The girl.With the hand gun. Everybody else has their amazing, epic superhero stuff, and she has...a hand gun. Really? She's a part of gigantic superhero organization thing, and all they give her is a hand gun?

And then the last thirty minutes. Thirty solid minutes of BANG-BOOM-KILL-SHOOT-SMASH-KILL SOME MORE-EXPLODE-JUMP-PUNCH-DUCK-DIVE-THROW-SCREAM-DEATH-HULK-BATTLE-MURDER-DODGE-DESTROY-FIRE-OVERUSED SPECIAL EFFECTS-CRASH-SMASH-KILL-BANG-BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! YAY, MORE EXPLOSIONS!

So sorry, Avengers fans. But....