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Friday, November 22, 2013

You Might Be A Whovian If...

...if you think 'spoilers' is  legitimate reply to any question you don't want to answer.
...if this picture
makes you want to cry.
...you have a perfectly rational fear of the noises clocks make.
...and scarecrows.
...and gas masks.
...and playing copycat.
...and diet pills.
...and wi-fi.
...and cracks in walls.
...if you say 'geronimo' way too often.
...if this man
has ruined your entire life.
...if you think fezzes are cool.
...if you've brought a banana to a party.
...if you panic when you wake up to bird song.
...if you tap your fingers in a four-note beat.
...if you have ever described something as 'wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey'.
...if your favorite color is TARDIS-blue.
...if you carry a sharpie marker wherever you go. Just...in case.
...if you've always wanted to be ginger.
...if  you've tried fish fingers and custard.
...if you've made a mistake typing and shouted, "YOU WILL BE DELETED!"
...if you feel extremely uncomfortable around statues.
...if you have accused someone of being a Zygon.
...if you have an unnatural fondness for the song '1000 Miles'.
...if simple phrases can make you cry. ("I don't want to go.")
...if Doctor Who is pretty much the only reason you know anything about history.
...if photos like these



completely crush your dreams.
...if you've yelled at someone for calling him Doctor Who. He's the Doctor, you uneducated swine.
...if you've ended a compliment with '...for a human'.
...if you'll never, ever spend Christmas in London. Ever.
...if you have a inexorable fondness for the word 'fantastic'.

Okay, so that's my list. Anything I missed?

...by guest author Sophia Z. Thanks, Sophia!








4 comments:

  1. The first picture would not load. I assume, however, that it was a picture of a rose left alone on a beach? BTW, FANTASTIC POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. I do every single one of these things except, well.....I am ginger

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